Move over, flowers and chocolates: A week and change after Valentine’s Day, Tiger King alum Joe Exotic has found a few new ways to woo a potential lover — with sweet nothings of meth and tigers.


Exotic, who is currently serving prison time for his involvement in a murder-for-hire plot, headed to Instagram with his heart on his sleeve, spectacularly shooting his shot with Megan Fox’s fiancé, rapper Machine Gun Kelly.



"A tiger and a bit of meth and you would be mine,” he commented on the rapper’s post flaunting his new blackout sleeve tattoos.



Naturally, as most would when it comes to pickup lines earnestly featuring “meth” and “tigers,” fans had questions — namely, what the f—k?



“THIRSTING FOR MGK ON A FUCKING PRISON PHONE IS INSANE,” Twitter user @misstraddyrails captioned a screengrab of the now-viral comment.


“Dowries are not what they used to be,” joked @daisandconfused, while @reverendmoney argued that an MGK x Joe Exotic hookup could be quite a lucrative deal. “I’d watch that tape,” they wrote. 


But it wasn’t just the flirty remark that garnered flack — others had some strong feelings about MGK’s new, extreme ink.


“Ugh. I wish u didn’t do that. I loved ur tattoos,” wrote one fan.


“The sob I just let out of my mouth,” added another while a third likened his new sleeves to a “crop top.” 


But hey, a “crop top” is always better than a giant tiger-print sleeve.